Quotable Quotes

Watch this post for new quotes being recorded as they crack us up:

"You realize, we're driving into Vegas with milk and cookies." - Katrina

"The camera loves me" - Nicole

"It's so hot, I guess it just makes you want to take off all your clothes." (part of a conversation about how crazy Vegas is- and why it is the way it is) - Kristi

"It's broken. Mine's broken." -Nicole

(After the Native American good bye we lovingly extended to the Grand Canyon) "So, do you think it would be inappropriate if I spit my gum off the edge." -Katrina

"It smells like nature in here." (after lifting toilet lid) "Oh my God, it IS nature." -Katrina

"If this is the kind of RV sites you've booked, then you're dropping my butt off at the nearest Hilton." -Katrina

"Wow! This is beautiful! I didn't notice it coming here through the terror." -Kristi (leaving Slide Rock)

"Holy crap! That's like shoving my butt through that rock." -Kristi (getting the RV through the small exit gate at Slide Rock)

"I hope my bruise doesn't mess up my chakras." -Katrina in Sedona

"Ow! I just stubbed my toe on an ancient food storage wall." -Kristi at Bandelier

"Man, it smells like my enchiladas in here." -Kristi

(Nicole reading the painted desert brochure) "Do not remove tree sherds"
(Katrina) "Shard, Nicole"
(Nicole) "There's a staple over that letter"
(Katrina) "Sherd. Is that like nature's turds?"

(Katrina) "Look, the astronaut wall of fame."
(Kristi) "Well, that's a little wall"

(Katrina) "Look, a coyote"
(Kristi) "Where? I want to see the wildlife."
(Katrina) "Well, on the side of the road. It's more like wild-death."

"You had me at click-click-click." (lights flicking on big rigs) - Kristi- reflecting on Katrina's bonding with her trucker compadres on the road

"Hey guys, I'll give you a taste of my pork if you give me a wet one." -Kristi at the BBQ joint

"What is that?" (Katrina)
"It's a stowaway, a bird" (Kristi)
"How's it hanging there?" (Katrina)
"By it's little beak. Wonder why it didn't use its feet- don't they usually use their feet?" (Kristi)

"I'm going to step outside the RV, just for a minute" -Kristi

(Katrina's bathroom humor at Graceland)
"Let's speak only in Elvis songs. A hunka hunka burning love. Love me tender. I like big butts. Baby's got back. Wait, I don't think he sang that"

"I'm so full I'm going to explode. Where's the dessert menu?" -Katrina

"I think I broke the RV" (Kristi, on explaining said) "You're not supposed to brake until you're on the exit."

"I'm more worried about the truckers than I am about the bat." -Nicole

"It's a thing. No really, it's a thing we're supposed to see." - Kristi on just about everything

(in song) "Life is like a quesadilla, filled with disappointment and cheese." (Katrina composing a new country western ballad in preparation for Nashville)

"Wow. It's hard.... being a prostitute." -Nicole (proving that pauses and commas are very important)